Happy Week!!!

What's this? Happy week??? What happened to individual daily wishes??? Don't worry, it's only a temporary thing, we're having a few technical problems at the moment so wont be able to post that often with wishes of happy day good times, although we still mean them.

Tiny the technical support cat is here to help us, somehow I don't feel that we're getting our moneys worth.

"Zzzzz..... can't.... work it out.... am just a cat.... Happy week zzzzz"

Well this could take longer than we thought to fix, especially as the problem is with the mouse. Somehow I don't think sleeping on it is going to fix the issue.

It's hard to forecast for an ever changing week so far in advance but we can see that it is predominantly dish clothes. I wonder if there will be a lot of washing up for these dish clothes to do, we wouldn't want them to not fulfil their destiny for providing us with sparkling kitchenwares.

Mr Cheese says: "No happy day gang for the week? Huh... that's not good... well might as well use the time to organise my surfboards."

Yours absently,

The Happy Day Gang.

Happy Friday!!!

Friday is here, here Friday is. Let's hear it for Friday! Hooray! Ok, so the weekend is almost upon us but we have one more day left to go, it should be good though, perhaps your office leaves early on a Friday? Our office of happiness is open all hours, but don't worry, we're still happy.

Today's happy day wishes come from the mighty Gizmo from Gremlins!!!

"Check me out in my groovy car, or am I just holding a white hoop and about to juggle? Happy Friday!!"

Gizmo is in fact driving as you may have guessed. Let's hope it doesn't rain otherwise we could all be in trouble (his car's a convertible.)

Today's forecast is... rain....... oh dear...

Mr Cheese says: "Never fear, I have leant gizmo my full body waterproof happy poncho! Even if Gizmo does get wet there will only be happy Gremlins spawned that shall help with your daily chores!"

Mugwai

The Happy Day Gang.

Happy Thursday!!!

Make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in an upright position. Thursday is landing!

Today's happy day wishes are coming straight from the Homersapien crew!

"I swear the pub was just down here somewhere, how are we supposed to quench our parched throats with beverages if we can't find the pub? Happy Thursday!"

Don't worry, the pub isn't too far away and there's a few lemonade stalls in the forest should they find themselves desperate for some liquid imbibement.

Today's forecast is tossed salad and scrambled eggs. We don't know what to do about them either.

Mr Cheese wonders: "Is the Happy day gang the right place for spurios Frasier references? Hmm...."

Yours cap-doffingly,

The Happy Day Gang.

Happy Wednesday!!!

Like a mobile phone plugged in overnight we are fully charged and ready to serve a spot of happiness for your day.

Today's Happy Day wishes are coming straight from Filaffel the MeerKat, he's a big fan of Jurassic Park.

"Roar!!!! Check out my T-rex impression, how scary am I? Anyway I'm off to march around my land menacingly and scare a few ants. Happy Wednesday!!!"

Today's forecast is haggling. Great if your buying but if you're selling it could be tought to maintain a profit margin.

Mr Cheese says: "Offset your risk of being out haggled by upping your prices, it's the only way." And so a vicious circle of over-pricing and haggling is set in motion. Welcome to Egypt (as rumour has it they are quite the fans of a good haggle over there.)

Yours marginly,

The Happy Day Gang.

Happy Tuesday!!!

Another day another collection of hours put together to make a collection of shiny coinage into our pockets, some of which will be eaten by a creature known as the taxman. Research has shown that this little seen individual lives solely on coinage, something most of us cannot eat. It tends to partake in this feast whenever we buy things, sell things, get paid for work, die, sneeze or generally do anything other than keep our coins safely in our pockets. He's a master of stealth to, the money disappears without us ever seeing him. It's a mystery...

Without further ado we have our Happy Day wishes being brought to us today by a Doozer, he does work but does not get paid in coinage so he has no chance of spying the elusive tax man.

"What do Doozers do? Doozers do what Fraggles don't, couldn't wouldn't shouldn't wont. Fraggle like to laugh and play, but Doozers like to work all day. Happy Tuesday!!!"

Every office has one, we say a big hooray to those that enjoy their work, however us fraggles are just happy to have an internet connection.

Today's forecast is Marmalade, research shows that you have to be of a certain age to enjoy it. We prefer honey or a species of jam on our bread so today isn't a good forecast for us.

Mr Cheese says: "Be you Doozer or be you Fraggle there should always be time to surf."

Yours hangteningly,

The Happy Day Gang.

Happy Monday!!!

Welcome all to the beginning of the week, we hope your weekends were shiny and spotless like a well polished coffee table.

Today's Happy Day wishes are given to us by Sensei the Emperor Tamarin.

"Be like Happy water flowing down a plughole of joy towards the inevitable conclusion of purification. May your days flow with ease like seasons of the year. A happy and zen Monday to you all!"

We bow and carry forth, ready to tackle all the potential challenges this Monday brings, we suggest you do the same.

Today's forecast is No toilet roll. Yes it's true that there can be a forecast with a lack of something, we weren't sure it was possible either. We suggest stock piling on giant leaves or perhaps putting your toilet roll in a safe so that the Paper Gnomes cannot steal it. Otherwise you could be in for an unpleasant surprise.

Mr Cheese asks us: "Do toastie makers make better sandwiches than toasting in a grill?" A choice of taste we feel although toastie makers get our vote if it wasn't for the cleaning.

Singers and Bards,

The Happy Day Gang.

Happy Friday!!!

Happy Friday everyone. Frequently known as Firday for those who type too fast, don't worry the firs don't mind representing the last day of the working week. We have our weekend raring to go, Saturday is currently doing warm up laps in preparation.

Today's happy day wishes are being the lead singer of Mr Cheese and the biscuits, a legend in the waiting Cattywal!

"'First I was afraid, I was petrified...' Well I couldn't find my car keys and had a gig to go to, it was quite worrying. Happy Friday!!"

Today's forecast is passport photos, there shall be humour and cringing in equal proportion today.

Mr Cheese says: Do 8 out of 10 cats really prefer whiskers? I think we should take a pole.

Let's paws for thought,

The Happy Day Gang.

Happy Thursday!!!

Happy Thursday!!! Yes, we did an interview with Thursday and it turns out that Thursday is indeed happy, don't worry, we really do our research here..

Today's Happy Day wishes come from Boufles the fluffly cat, yes he loves the hair products.

"Ok, enough with the jokes, I'm not a tribble I am actually a cat. Happy Thursday!!!"

He doesn't use wash and go, he washes and stays, and washes again, then conditions, then blow dries with a lot of brushing and a side order of combing. It takes him 3 hours to be ready to go anywhere. That's crazy we reckon but hey, he sure got a mighty hair style.

Today's forecast is Fresh up guys. Yep, this is more for the guys to worry about than the gals. Those crazy people who hang around gentleman's bathroom areas demanding they spray many forms of aftershave based substances on you whilst helping you wash and dry your hands with creamy soap substances and paper towels. Goshtarnit! We are men, we require only the use of a clean bathroom area and a place to wash our hands, need we not these crazy bonus products.

Mr Cheese says: Do your business, wash your hands and run. The power of the fresh up man to take coinage from you with the legendary line "gizzaguyatip" is strong, do not fall for his powers, paper towel is not worth a pound.

Yours gettingthefearingly,

The Happy Day Gang.

Happy Wednesday!!

Hooray for Wednesday, yep it's officially the day to marry your Nintendo Entertainment System. Give it time... you'll get it.

Today's happy day wishes are being wished by Eshnee the sneezing cat, best get your umbrellas ready.

"Eshhhhneee!!! Essshhnnneeee!!! Ah, so that's how I got my name. Happy Wednesday!!!"

Don't worry, Eshnee quite likes sneezing, she always gets room to stretch out on the train.

Today's forecast is fantastic, no other tastics have been forecast thus far. Let's hope the day lives up to its forecast, expect to be impressed.

Mr Cheese recommends that we ride our bikes around the office whilst singing that bicycle song that Queen did to see how long it takes until we get fired. Should provide humour for many but you may want to make sure that your CV is prepped and ready to go.

Yours achooingly,

The Happy Day Gang.

Happy Tuesday!!!

It's Tuesday! It used to be Truesday but it once told a lie so old father time took away its "r." It wasn't a big lie, it just told a few people that it actually came after Wednesday and not before, these people had extremely confusing weeks and some of them missed appointments. Still such mischief cannot be had from such a thing, being a day of the week is a big responsibility that cannot be shirked. Imagine what would happen if Tuesday didn't turn up for work, we'd miss out on a days pay!!! Although we would be one step closer to the weekend... hmm....

Today's happy day wishes are coming from the Obtuse angle, he is an extremely obtuse individual.

"Check my large quality of angle, I am the best kind of angle haha! Don't go voting for that pessimistic acute angle, just because he has the word cute in his name. Don't be fooled by the marketing, have a happy Tuesday!!!"

He is rather obtuse we dare say, but he is quite a positive and open character.

Today's forecast is censorship. Oh bother, what does *!?%& mean? We can't read ascii!!! Prepare to feel patronised to by your government!

Oooo look at us getting all political. First no fluffly animal picture and then a statement on civil liberty, whatever next. Don't worry, I'm sure a cat or other fluffy based species will return soon... if we're lucky.

Mr Cheese recommends: Thundercats! Oh yes, it is mighty, showing the best species once more saving the planet and generally being groovy. Mr Cheese's favourite is Cheetara, we wonder why....

Be there or be a rectangle of equal sidedness,

The Happy Day Gang.

Happy Monday!

We hope you all enjoyed your Saturdays and Sundays people, and we also hope you enjoy your Monday to Friday time too, which of course is why we are here to wish you all some groovy funky and generally other things that end in "y" of a positive nature wishes.

Today's happy day wishes are being wished by a new member of the Happy Day gang, Plinky the happy fish. You may remember him as an evil fish who did try to thwart the Happy Day gangs plan of wishing daily happy day wishes. Do not fear though (we can sense the sweating brows) he is now a good fish after spending so much time with the happy day gang he turned over a new leaf (the old one was getting crinkly) and has now decided that happiness indeed the way forward for all.

"Wooooo!!! This happiness is certainly much more fun than being evil and miserable, check my beaming smile! Happy Monday to all, whether fish, bird human or twig!"

We have to admit, it's sure good to know that a once evil genius has now become a happy genius instead. It is so hard to find happy genius' these days.

Today's forecast is yoga! Let's bend ourselves into crazy shapes and hope that one day a skilled chiropractor can get us out of them.

Mr Cheese's recommedation for today is to bow to anyone who tries to shake your hand today. Then they will know you are truly zen.

Yours Convertingly,

The Happy Day Gang.

Happy Friday!!!

Like a speck of dust floating in the sky admiring the view we too are floating around the internet enjoying the sites and getting ready to settle on a groovy weekend.

Today's Friday joy is wished from Maxiphew the toy collecting cat.

"I do like collecting toys, they also make for handy camouflage whenever I wish to make a stealth fort, I'm not a cat... I'm just being inanimate like all the other toys. Happy Friday!"

He does have quite the collection, and luckily amazing claw control too so that he never rips any of them, even when really happy (which is usually when covered in toys.)

Todays forecast is.... pending. Looks like we'll all be spending today waiting for things to be complete.

Mr Cheese says: "Clap your hands"

Is this new form of mind control going to replace the questions?

In a word, yes... well for a bit maybe. Let's face it, I'm sure you'd all be happy to have a break from trying to do various bizarre actions trying to find the always elusive answers.

Yours hiddenly,

The Happy Day Gang.

Happy Thursday!!!

Ah Thursday is here, marvellous. Personally, I feel a little Thursday too, might have to get myself a drink.

Sticking to a theme we have another film buff wishing us our Thursday grins. May I introduce to you Malc the Grudge Cat.

"Rrrrrrrr.... I'm going to get you Sarah Michelle Gellar. Mmm... Hollywood remakes of J-horror.... Happy Thursday!!!"

Using his natural supernatural ability of being a black cat combined with intimate knowledge of horror films makes for quite a cheeky cat who will ensure a sleepless night for any guests to his mansion. Rumour has it he's invited Derek Acorah and Yvette Fielding to stay at his house next week, perhaps someone should warn them that they're just going to be subjected to a naughty cat playing tricks. Still, I think that's what happens every week anyway. No doubt Sage Acorah will get all possessed as usual. Don't worry, we believe you Derek.

Today's forecast is catty, as in handbags at 10 paces/ooo get you, not as in being a cat. Of course we are bathing in the irony of a gang run mostly by cats having a catty forecast that has nothing to do with being a cat. Yes, bathe us with irony, lovely and warm.

Are there many cats that like films? Do we really not like Most Haunted? Where do you sneeze if your sitting on your hands in a crowded train? What is the maximum acceptable time to go without a shower?

The answers have been watching Spiderman 3 recently. They're web-swinging their way all over the place, I really don't fancy your chances of catching them.

Yours marblearchingly,

The Happy Day Gang.

Happy Wednesday!!!!

Well we've made it this far through the year without watching Happy Feet. To be honest we can't get too excited about watching a group of ice dwelling animals that get their kicks from injecting valium into their toes.

Today's pleasantries come from Jumble the Jaws cat, he's seen one too many Steven Spielberg film.

"Dada.......dada.......dadadadadaDADDADADA.... chomp!!! Heh heh, such a joyously entertaining film. Happy Wednesday!!!"

Not very scary you may think but imagine him doing that under a glass coffee table when you're not expecting it. I dropped five biscuits that day. If he wasn't scared of water perhaps we'd have been able to scare the evil fish into submission.

Today's forecast is unevenly burning candles... it could get messy.

Can you see too many Spielberg films? Who would win between Jaws and Robocod? Ballpoint or fountain, which is the better pen?

Only three questions today I'm afraid, however there are four answers out there somewhere, how does that work?

Your paradoxically,

The Happy Day Gang.

Happy Tuesday!!!

Like an mp3 player we are compressing all our happiness into one email, but don't worry there will be no drop in happy feeling quality and you don't need to use ijoy either.

Todays happy day wishes are being sent from Floyd and Boyd the tractor steering wheel secuirty cats.

"Zzzzz..... such a boring job zzzzz..... can't stay alert 24/7 zzzz.... Happy Tuesday....zzzz..."

You may be thinking "well they're clearly sleeping on the job, what if a group of banderous field mice were to steal the tractor and try and scrump some wheat?" Well you'd be worrying about nothing, they may be sleeping but no mouse in their right mind will try and steal a tractor with two sleeping cats in it.

Todays forecast is that bit in Independence Day where Wil Smith punches an alien and says "welcome to Earth." It's going to be a feel good one today.

How many films has young master Smith been in now? Would he be better at protecting tractors? Do the field mice feel badly represented? Surely they're not all of a vexacious way?

Well, the answers were painted on a wall somewhere in Wales with invisible ink, if you want to find out then you'll have to visit every wall in Wales with a UV light.

Yours spuriously,

The Happy Day Gang.

Happy Monday!!!

Hmm... it's Monday already huh? Interesting, think I may note that down, definitely didn't feel like 2 days of weekend fun time? We may have to have a word with old father time, perhaps he was pedaling his time bike faster than usual. Of course I'm sure this wouldn't have happened if we didn't buy him an Espresso maker last Christmas, somedays he just gets carried away.

Today's Happy Day wishes are bought to you by the Budweiser birds, oh such a craze created for a new generation of youngsters by an American beer of arguably watery proportions.

"Wazzzzzzzzzupp!!!! Happy Monday!!!"

Honestly, it's been over 10 years and they still don't get tired of it. One would've thought that they'd have got lock jaw by now.

Today's forecast is mini-babybel cheese. Be careful about purchasing this rather mischevious snack, if the advertising is to be believed then you could be going for quite a long run.

Is the Happy Day gang really doing product placement? Should we get sponsers? Will the wassup craze ever be reborn? What if we created a rival beer called wassup?

Well there are answers currently existing right in front of your face, sadly they were playing with a particle accelerator and are existing on a different stratosphere invisible to us. If you spend a few hundred years trying to break the rules of physics you may just be able to join them. Careful though, if it goes wrong you'll be transported to Milton Keynes and never escape!!! Only locals know the grid system!

Yours wassupingly,

The Happy Day Gang.

Happy Friday!!!

Like a tasty burger but without all the fat content the happy day gang is here to celebrate the coming of the favourite weekday, the mighty Friday!!!

Bigging it up to the happy massive is Dr Furrball the rap cat, ready to step up to the mike and spit some heavy lyrics for our eager ears. Bring your hand bling together in applause!!!

"Hey yo, is it coz I is cat? A shout out to the Happy Day massive, may your friday be bigging itself bigger than any big thing that has been before. Happy Friday!!!!"

Well, we've been told. Hencewith it shall be a good day.

Today's forecast is squeaking. Be prepared all you drivers out there to spend the day wondering what exactly is wrong with your car and whether it has been making that noise for a while and you've only just noticed it. Don't worry, we're sure it's just a couple of vociferous mice playing a rather verbose game of snap in your passenger footwell.

Dare we? Should we? Would we? Could we?

We just don't know.

Love and light and sunshine and stuff,

The Happy Day Gang.

Happy Thursday!!!

Hmm... it appears that once more technology is not being very kind to us and our happy Thursday and Friday have both been delayed until Sunday. Still we shall carry forth anyway:

Thursday is here again, as is its custom to appear once in a week. We're glad that Thursday doesn't shirk its responsibilities, it always makes an appearance.

Unlike young besham the curious Loris who is always hiding up in trees being all nosey and curious. He never gets any housework done.


"Ah! So it's true! Bears do really pee in the forest! Happy Thursday everyone!!"

Don't tell Bearus Sapphire, he hates it when people watch him pee. If it's not Besham then it's David Attenbourough with a camera, there always seems to be someone. To be honest I think he'd be better off installing a toilet in his cave, but he's all about the principle of the thing.

Today's forecast is smouldering, here's looking at you kid.

Why why why Delilah? Does ginger hair mean your mother ate too many cheesey wotsits during pregnancy? Or was she drinking from the hot tap (it's a copper tank.)

Some tricky ones there, for the answers we should get a large box of paperclips and tip them onto the floor. If the answers are spelt out then you're in luck, if not then you may never know.

Yours Splendifirously,

The Happy Day Gang.

Happy Wednesday!!!

Hello Wednesday, we hope you are well and your Addams family namesake is behaving herself. Today's Happy Day wishes are wished by Udon the questioning cat, he went to ask Plinky a few questions about his evil plans and fell into the water.

"Go on, laugh it up boys and girls, ha ha I'm all wet. Please can someone pass me a towel, oh and Happy Wednesday I suppose too." We think his pride is a little hurt but guaranteed after a few shots at the milk bar he'll be all laughs about it. Today's forecast is the Senate, oh let us ruminate for hours on getting nowhere and then make a stack of bad decisions. Yep, we're getting political, vote Mr Cheese for president! Are there any questions today? No, sorry, we have run out of question fuel and need to fill up on some more at a Trivia quiz or two. That way we can empty out our excess of answers too. Salutations The Happy Day Gang.


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Happy Tuesday!!!

Well we're all still celebrating our victory over Plinky from yesterday. It was a rather late night last night so we're a bit closer to the sleepy day gang than the Happy Day Gang it has to be said. However there is work to do and lots of paperwork to be filled out and filing to be done. Lloyd the filing cat is here today to wish you all a Happy Tuesday.

"Look! Look! See how I keep my documents under control! Who's the boss? Huh? Huh? Me! That's who! Happy Tuesday y'all!!!" He may look like a glorified paperweight but Lloyd is actually very competent at handling all the Happy Day paperwork as our Document Controller, that's why we value him the most and make sure he gets the best treatment. Do you know similar people in your company? You should do the same. Well we've peered out of the windows today and it appears the forecast is meatballs, flying ones at that. This could be a tasty day or the very definition of a nightmare if you're vegetarian. Will Lloyd ever realise that his paper crumpling will stop the documents going through the photocopier? How long until the Christmas stock comes out? Do all flux capacitors get invented by a knock to the bonce whilst on the throne? Will anyone notice that Plinky was actually referred to as Pilky when first introduced? Let us all grow long beards so that we can stroke them and ruminate on these questions. Surely after a few years of beard growth our rumination power will be such that the answers will surely come to us. Yours cattersly, The Happy Day Gang.


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Happy Monday!!!

'Ello! 'Ello! What we got here then? A Monday? What on Earth is Monday doing down here? Causing trouble I don't doubt guv'nor. Who remembers what happened on Friday? Well let's fill you in. Bearus Sapphire did indeed stop finishing his private business behind his tree (thankfully just a onesie) and sprinted fast downstream like a large bear chasing an evil fish...... hang on..... anyway once he got to a shallow point to intercept he couldn't find Plinky. Being only one fish in a big stream is not good for our bear. Normally young Bearus is used to fishing for hundreds of fish in a stream, he plays the law of averages y'see. Well like a bad hand in Poker he folded like a stack of cards after your annoying brother turns a fan on (I used to be that annoying brother heh heh heh!)

"Ok, what about here, I need an old priest and a young priest, the power of Christ compells you..." So it looks like Plinky gets away, well I should be talking in the past tense really as just at that point an angry moose turned up, who had once also been wronged by Plinky.

"Grr and a thousand times tarnation, I can't believe you put pink socks on my antlers and took a photo of me when I was asleep Plinky!" And with that he plunged his antlers deep into the water and flipped the evil fish sky high into the air like an angry moose flipping an evil fish.........yeah err...... and he bounced off a Tribble and into a bucket of water. So victory is ours, he has been defeated and is now in prison awaiting trial for crimes against Happiness. Celebrations have been going on over the weekend and now all the Happy Cats are stuffed but extremely happy. Meppy is here to wish us all a Happy Monday.

"Dang, I just couldn't eat another bite, that sure was some tasty fish. Happy Monday bruurp!!" Don't fear, we didn't kill Plinky or anything of the sort, this is one of those non-sentient bought in Tesco's kinda fish. Is it ok to eat fish? Why can't the happy day gang handle simile today? Will anyone ever rise to take Plinky's place in the hierachy of evil fish? Is there even a hierachy? Hmm... confusing, let's travel back in time and have lots of Bill and Ted style adventures so that we can ask Confuscious what he say. Love and light The Happy Day Gang.


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Happy Friday!!!

Arriving like a well timed cup of warm sugary tea after a good surfing session, Friday is here! Oh yes, so important that forever shall it be spelt with a captial 'F.' So what's happening today in Happy Day mission control. Well yesterday as you may remember we sent Alex the Trojan Cat to infiltrate Plinky's lair and that just worked quite marvellously. Unfortunately Plinky was so surprised he jumped away in shock and fell out of the window. Now he is swimming away in a stream, it's only one way though so we're sending one of our agents Bearus Sapphire ahead to catch him.

"Hang on, wait, I'm just having a wee at the moment, can you give me a minute... I offer you Happy Friday if that will give me some privacy, oh and I'll do my best to catch that evil fish." Ok everyone, stop staring now, let him pee in peace... no seriously, you don't need to add watching a bear go to the loo as one of your must see things before you die. Don't make us come over there, we're busy enough dealing with unruly fish. Anyway time for today's forecast. Ah it appears that Slimer from Ghostbusters is forecast for today, be careful and make sure you don't end up all slimed like Bill Murray, your laundry bill will sky rocket. Is it going to be a good day? Does a bear pee in the woods? I think those questions answer themselves so need to need to hunt around for the answers today. Use all that extra time to forage for nuts and berries for the forthcoming winter months. Yours marvellously, The Happy Day Gang.


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Happy Thursday!!!

Hope you have a Happy Thurs, Whether you be his or you be hers, For all the cats there's happy purrs, In this fair morn when we rise and stir. So continueth the missioneth of the happyeth gangeth to overthroweth the evileth Plinky....... Sorry...... it appears I just had a flashback to the middle ages when all words were followed by "eth" (and that's historically accurate, honestly.) Anyway, Jedi cat used the powers of the paws to locate Huskus and the good news is he's free! The bad news is that Plinky was long gone from the scene. Luckily for you and I he accidentally left some bank statements behind (damn that fish is really overdrawn) so we have managed to track him to his address. So in steps young Alex the Trojan cat to try and gain access to his house.

"Haha! He will never suspect I'm hiding here, he will think he's getting free gym equipment. Yes! That's how we'll fool him. Happy Thursday everyone, wish me luck!" Well there you have it, a cunning plan indeed using a fish's natural love of gym socks which will mean there's no way he can resist this kit bag. Today's forecast is ham, not the meat kind but the acting type. It's all going to be groan worthy today, expect no Oscars offered out, Barry Norman judges all! Will the Trojan idea work? How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? Are bears good poker players? What's the fascination with bears? Verily so we will meet again tomorrow. The Happy Day Gang.


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Happy Wednesday!!!

Zzzzzzzzz......... huh? Wha? Sorry, we've been sleeping, it's been such a long time that the Sage Cats have been debating on taking action. They've finally decided to send out Paddyone the Jedi Cat...

"Vrooom vrooom, may the paws be worth you. I will use my powers to seek out Huskus and biff up that Plinky fellow. Happy Wednesday younglings!!!" Don't fear yonder spectators of the happy day, just because he has a red lightsabre Paddyone is still on the light side. He just beat a Sith in a game of high stakes Twister once. Today's forecast is loud headphones, expect to hear lots of tinny drums and not much else... this could be a frustrating one. Is George Lucas gonna sue somebody? How do you play dumb, is it a good game? If we spread out all the bacon in England end to end would it reach Scunthorpe from Lands End? Who's got my pen? Let us watch all the Star Wars films repeatedly, apparently after the 1 millionth view Mark Hamill will come round, stay for tea and scones and then give you the answer. Do or do not, for a Happy Day Gang member there is no cry. The Happy Day Gang.


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Happy Tuesday!!!

Let's all take a big bite of Happy cake and spend the day giggling like buffoons, it's the only way forward. So, in a bid to free Huskus the other sage cats Juffles and Miso are in heated discussion as to finding the answer. Today Miso has taken a short break from the meeting to wish you all a Happy Day.

"Good day Happy followers, I am here to wish you all a carefully thought out and intelligently actioned happy day. Yay and so forth our meetings continue to discuss the way forward, for we are sagely. Happy Tuesday!!!" Marvellous, what a sagely fellow. Well hopefully something be happening today to set our pal Huskus free from the clutches of Plinky. Today's forecast is highlighters, now all the important words can be shown on a page, hurrah! How did Plinky capture Huskus? Did he use a winch mechanism? How does Plinky talk in a language we understand when he lives underwater? Is Huskus being held prisoner underwater then? How does he breath? Oh no, I've gone cross-eyed. Let's not look for the answers people, let's just smile and carry on like everything is fine. Muchos Grassy us Le Gang De Happy Jour.


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Happy Monday!!!

Joy joy happy happy joy joy. It'sa me Mondayo! Let us celebrate in true fashion that we are here for another week with a large portion of hurrah and a slightly smaller portion of etcetera. So, upon who's head doth the joyous task of wishing Monday go to? Of course we are still very worried about the Happy Day Gang being taken over by Plinky, more importantly the fact that he kidnapped one of the sage cats is a worry. In response to it Juffles the Sagely Meow is calling to order the other sage cats to join him in heated debate over solving the Plinky problem and freeing Huskus Sage Cat.

"Veritably so, I shall call to order a meeting of great umming and ahhing of which hath never been seen before. Hopefully the combined mental power of the remaining sage cats will help to solve our problem. However a Happy Monday I do wish you all concordantly and ergo soforthwith." Well there you go, we hope you enjoy the happy day wishes from one of the high up sage cats of the order of Happy Day. Today's forecast is Smeagle, keep your precious safe it could be stolen!!! Who are the other sage cats? Will Plinky hi-jack the happy day gang again? Why can't we just all live in harmony? Is there a fly in your soup? Well, there be some toughies there. I think we should all focus on experimenting with our genetics until we turn into super humans with giant brains, then we will know everything including those answers! See y'all The Happy Day Gang


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Happy Friday!!!

Phew! You'll be pleased to know that we're back. After two days on the phone to technical support Mr Cheese finally got through and they froze out Plinky from our servers. We have managed to get a tracking on the last known location the Miserable Day Gang accessed our server from. Mindy the Sniper Cat (good friend of Miguel) has gone to Scotland and is lying in wait for Plinky to show his bug eyed head.

"Well it's all well and good me keeping an eye out but it'd be nice if this scope would show Sky TV too, I'm missing the Simpsons. Happy Friday everyone, never fear the evil Plinky shall be defeated!!!" It's good to be back and on the happy day wishing front, we shall keep you posted on this hunt for Plinky and his Axes of evil (he was a follower of Gimli but turned bad) Today's forecast is X-rays, looks like we'll all be looking a bit boney today. Can we handle the drama? Are the miserable day gang just misunderstood? How many members are they? How do cats pull triggers without opposable thumbs? Let us wander out in to the rain for a while and see if the rain speaks to us through the puddles, it may give us the answers yet. Ciao, Meow and chow, The Happy Day Gang.


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Miserable Thursday!!!

"Yes that's right!!! It's me again, it wasn't a dream I really have taken over. May all your PCs be slow and your toilet breaks monitored by swipe cards. Today's miserable days are being wished by Huskus, one of the happy day sage cats. Supposedly a holder of all wisdom, well he clearly wasn't wise enough to avoid being captured by me. Wish them a miserable day huskus, come on, do as you're told"

"No I shan't, ya blockos and a thousand times hey nonny nay in your general area Plinky. Do not fret happy day followers, we will persist to victory, it will be done, make sure your Thursday is a happy one!"

"Silence! Enough! I warned you not to wish a happy day, now I'm going to have to kipper slap you!" Today's forecast is Enron, now all your numbers shan't add up right!!!! Dare you ask questions? Are you brave enough? How long until the happy day gang is quashed forever? What makes evil so much fun? Hold your head underwater and count to 2,000, only then will the answer be clear. Ya boo sucks! The Miserable Day Gang.


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Happy Wednesday

Is your week dragging it's heels or speeding by like a downhill free wheeling badger on roller blades? Either way we hope that we can help entertain you with happy day wishes and kick start your day in the right way. Today's happy day wishes are being wished by...........zrrchh.... wha?..........not again..........!!!??!?!?.....................

"Ha ha!!! It's me Plinky the evilest fish sailing the seven seas of evil. I've been spending the last awhile planning and ruminating on ways to destroy the happy day gang, but I figured if I can't beat 'em then join 'em. So I'm taking over the Happy Day Gang!!! I have hacked your site and I now have fully control. From now on there shall be the Miserable Day Gang, for I am evil and every day we shall wish you a miserable day. Seeing as I'm here now I shall be wishing you all a miserable day, oh it feels sooooo good to be evil, bwahahaha!!!!" Today's forecast is beatings, which is what you shall all receive if you dare smile. Why are we evil? Why is Mr Cheese so rubbish? Are cats indeed the most useless creatures on the planet? What is it that makes all fish so great? I will give you today's answers, but you will have to come to my underwater lair for me to tell you in person, mwahaha! Bad regards, The Miserable Day Gang.


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Happy Tuesday!!!

It's one day closer to the next day of your life, the top of the hill is coming for us, it's Tuesday!!!!!! Today's Happy Day wishes come from Bilford the blanket cat. Experts will note that he has a floating hand friend just like Rodney bag cat, good for transporting him. Of course the blanket folding technique allows for vision to view all passing vistas.

"Meow purr.... I wonder why I'm so sleepy all the time, maybe it's because I'm just so darn snug and comfy. I'll be auditioning again as baby Jesus in this years nativity play, perhaps this time the director will realise that Jesus was indeed a cat and did have pointy ears." If we listen closely we should be able to hear some puritans screaming "blasphemy" echoing on the wind... Today's forecast is candy floss... it may be a tasty day but we are all in danger of ending up in a very sticky situation. Tread carefully y'all. Was Jesus really a cat? How do floating hands reproduce? Are there any spelling mistakes today? What do paper clips do for holiday? Squint, squint away, for somewhere in the distance only in squinting range will the answers be found. Of course you may need glasses afterwards you really shouldn't squint, but that all depends on how much you want the answers. Keeping it surreal, The Happy Day Gang.


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Happy Monday!!!

Come join the queue of people awaiting their happy day wishes for the start of the week, of course as it's the happy day gang there is no such thing as a queue, consider it more an admiring of the back of someone's head as you await your turn at the happy day counter. We're only kidding, everyone gets a happy day wish altogether at the same time. Today's happy day wishes are wished by none other than the Happy Mondays themselves, well Shaun and Bez at least.

"Hey that's mad that, we're like the Happy Mondays and we're wishing a Happy Monday. What's that about???"

"You're messing with my melon man, Happy Monday people of Earth!" Marvellous, we've resisted many a Monday from inviting the guys down but couldn't wait any longer, I think we've been quite controlled really. Funnily enough they brought quite a lot of Daz with them when they came down.... but didn't have any dirty clothes to wash...... hmmm......... Today's forecast is Mulberry bushes, ensure you don't spend all day going around one, it's hard to escape the addictive joy of circumnavigating one whilst stating in a songful voice that this is exactly what you're doing. What's todays set of questions? How many times is it acceptable to go around the Mulberry bush before going back to work? Why all the Daz? What if God was one of us? I believe that someone put the answers on a post-it note and put it on your back right in that annoying place that you can't reach. You should probably use a two mirror system to find out. Keeping it very unreal, The Happy Day Gang.


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Happy Friday!!!

Yes!!! It's that Friday thing again. The weekend is inches away from our grasp, soon we shall skip off into the sunset hand in hand with the weekend for many a good time. Smiles and joy are all around like a tree of happy in autumn dropping its leaves of hooray upon our heads. Today's happy day wishes come from Jetty the laundry cat, he's preparing to wash all our party garms for the weekend.

"Another week another wash load, don't worry though, I get to go to the ball too, and my carriage doesn't turn into a pumpkin after midnight either. Happy Friday!!!" Don't worry, he's using special conditioner to prevent his hair molting on all the clothes, he's a professional washer of the clothing. Today's forecast is Yeeeeehaaawww!!! There's cowboys about today bringing out the celebrating lassos to bring the weekend home to roost. What? When? Where? Why? Tough ones, I think if we all stop using our heads to grow hair for a day and ruminate heavily we may come up with the answers. Be careful, this has been known to result in a couple of grey hairs and we can't guarantee that the answers are particularly worth knowing. Renandstimpygards, The Happy Day Gang.


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Happy Thursday!!!

It's Thursday!!! We can see the weekend poking it's head around the corner and beckoning to us surreptitiously. Quick, let us head forth and join it, but let's enjoy the passing view of the next two days first. May their potential for happiness explode as a bouquet of flowery joy upon our souls. Today's happy day wishes come from Pawsum the Hat cat, he likes to warm people's hats before they wear them to keep their heads warm.

"I like warming hats, I'm an asset to any winter wanderer. Of course in the hottest summer days people don't want warm hats so I work part time installing mini air conditioner units in hats. Happy Thursday!!!! May all your hats be pleasantly temperate." Today's forecast is bubble wrap, that's right! It's the best forecast yet! Pop, pop, pop! Pop away and don't stop until you run out even if people complain about the noise (they're just jealous that they don't have their own personal stash, be a pal and lend them some, then we all can pop it together.) Ahhh... it's like catnip for office workers. Do you have your own stash of bubble wrap? Where can you buy one of Pawsum's air conditioned hats? Why Why Miss American Pie? Who doesn't know the meaning of surreptitous? Four questions, four answers? We suggest you draw a square on a piece of paper, number the corners, then take this square to the window and hold it up against the light, if you wait for enough years the answers should appear against each corner. Try it, it works!!! Rightguards, The Happy Day Gang. P.S. The Happy Day Gang accepts no responsibility for any physical ailments caused to anyone's arms that hold up a square on a piece of paper to a window for several years.


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Happy Wednesday!!!

We have returned! Open some champagne! Break open a box of dancing shoes and celebrate in a disco styling! End all sentences with an exclamation mark! Today's Happy Day wishes are being wished by the studious and crazy dancing Fowdy the Halifax Cat.

"Who gives you extra? Who? Who? Who? Who? Come forth and open an account of happiness. Don't be confused, I'm a happy banker and not a Ghandi cat, or Maxi Jazz. Happy Wednesday!!!!" Today's forecast is eggy weggs, you could pick 'em up and smash 'em or you could just cook a nice omelette, we like ours with cheese please if you're doing one. Did the Happy Day Gang enjoy their time off? Who's seen A Clockwork Orange? Did we spell Ghandi right? What is it about Armadillos that makes us yearn for a Dime bar? We honestly don't think there will ever be answers to these questions, even Stephen Hawking is baffled. Realtygards, The Happy Day Gang.


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Happy Tuesday!!!

Well we're still recovering from our holiday fun and joy at the moment, but here is Pug the Emo Dog to wish you all a Happy Tuesday.

"Ho-hum, back from holiday, I sure miss all those sandy beaches. Still, being back isn't so bad, there's better TV over here. Happy Tuesday!!!" Today's forecast is slush puppies, beware of the brain freeze!!! Will normal service resume tomorrow? What is normal service? Does anyone know? What is Hibbleton? Such confusing questions, the answers lay somewhere deep within the Vatican, perhaps we should text the Pope?


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Happy Monday!!!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz........... Shhhh.... we're tired and sleeping..... we've had a heavy flight home.... we need as many winks as we can accumulate over the next day or so.

"Huh, wha? We sooo sleepy... Happy Monday all, normal service will resume soon..." That was Nifty the sleepswithoneeyeopenandtalksinhissleepwhilststillmakingsense cat. Today's forecast is pillows, all soft for our heads.


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Happy Friday!!!

Our holiday may well be coming to a close soon. However our friend Pollo the Llama is here to wish you all Happy Friday.

"Hello all, I'm off climbing in the mountains today, I hope you all manage to scale the crazy heights of a Friday and party through the weekend. Happy Friday!!!" We don't know why she wears the red scarf, she is a llama after all, their ways can be confusing.


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Happy Thursday!!

Ah, more smooth beach days, lying in the sun, chilling in the shade. So much a relaxing time for all. Today my beach buddy Shaunersy the Jazz Dog is enjoying some piece and quiet...

"Hmmm... nice. Think I'll go get my saxophone and have a bit of a jam, and not the conserve type, heh heh. Happy Thursday everyone, may it be a smooooooth one." Keep those smiles people, listen to some chilled grooves and take it easy today, and that's an order.


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Happy Wednesday!!!

Hey yo yo yo! We like playing with yoyos, up and down they go. Today's holiday pics and message come from Sanday Cat and the Kittens.

"Ok kittens, let's all pose for the picture.... hang on... wait... the camera's over there..... oops, well Happy Wednesday anyway." The forecast is still lettuce by the way, anyone else bored yet? Well, that's lettuce for you.


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The Happy Day Gang is on holiday...!

.....but never fear, we thought we'd share our holiday photos with all you lovely people. Today Skitten is chilling out on the beach.

"Hmm... wonder if I'll get a tan this year? Mmm... sleepy comfort... Happy Tuesday y'all!" We hope you all enjoy your holidays too!


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Happy Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday!!!

MULTIBALL!!!! Now the happy day gang are away for a fair few days. Oh my, there is nobody to wish you Happy Day wishes... Not much we can do I'm afraid, however we can send you a large mighty giant happy day wish of epic proportions. This of course means that we just take up more of your time on Monday and then you can get a feeling of deja vu for Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday when you reread the message everyday. Oh it's all good fun here. So to wish you a Happy week is the only Happy Day member still chilling in the local area. It's Bluffel the blanket cat, he's not feeling too good so isn't going away with the others.

"Hello, Bluffel the blanket cat here. I am well prepared to camouflage with the sky should I one day be able to fly. Happy week everyone, I shall be here in spirit all week to wish you happines!" Don't worry, Bluffel is perfectly happy despite feeling a bit under the weather, he loves his blanket and it keeps him snug. This week it looks like there is are several forecasts but predominantly the forecast is lettuce, so expect a fairly tasteless yet allegedly refreshing week. Where have the happy day gone? Why have they left? Are they coming back? How long is a piece of string? Well, you've got over a week to figure it out, the happy day gang expects answers promptly returned in smart handwriting only please. Recreationgards, The Happy Day Gang.


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Happy Friday!!!

Buy yourself a Crunchie, it's Friday!!! That means the last day before the weekend, prep your party hats, set up the streamers and get ready for a big woohoo come home time. Today's Happy day wishes come from Jevons the party cat, he's all about the fun.

"Is it hometime yet? I'm ready to pop with party fever! Well you can tell by the way I use my paws I'm a party cat, no time to talk, music loud and whisker warm, I've been drinking milk since I was born. Now it's alright, it's ok, I'll walk your fence any which way, we can try to understand the happiness in every plan. Whether you're my brother or whether you're a Llama you're being happy, being happy, When are furs a shaking or a hairball we're a making we're being happy, being happy. Ha-ha-ha-ha being happy, being happy. Ha-ha-ha-ha being Happppyyyy!!!!!! Happy Friday y'all, Travolta has nothing on meeeeeeee!!!!!" He sure is set to party is our party cat, let us all get raw with the kitties on the dance floor. Shamon!!!! Today's forecast is slow drivers. Oh dear there be dithering on them thar roads. Factor in some extra time if you need to motor anywhere today, it's gonna take some long time. We hope Parker and Duffel can do their jobs unhindered today. Will the Bee Gees sue us? What funky shapes will Jevons be throwing tonight? Do you want rolls or do you want sandwiches? Don't, don't you want me? Hmm.... a spurious set of wonderings for the day, let us play magic Scrabble, the letters should give us the answer. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegards! The Happy Day Gang.


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Happy Thursday!!!

It's coming to the end of June people, it being time that is. Time is flying by, it has wings, no more Red Bull for that time. How would we slow time down, other than obviously cutting off its Red Bull supply, it's a mystery. We at the happy day gang would very much like our weekends and evenings to slow down and our work time to speed up, that's our vote, let's petition the cosmos. Anyway, enough silly frivolity, let's get on to the serious business of today's happy day wishes. Today's wishes come from the odd and occasionally freaky cockerel Columbus, a mighty bow to his wizened ability to count to five. Columbus the Cockerel can count to five, bacon or doughnuts or cheese and chives.

"Count 'em ehheheh, count 'em eheheh. One Happy Thursday, two Happy Thursdays, three Happy Thursdays, four Happy Thursdays, five Happy Thursdays!" That's a lot of Happy Thursdays! Today's forecast is Nurofen, now all pain shall be banished, hurrah! Have we been wished five Happy Thursdays or fifteen from Columbus? Who would win between Columbus and the Count from Sesame Street in a kipper fight? What is scrumping? If the whole world shouted "Oi!" together would Jupiter say "What?" The answers to all these questions appear in a code within one of Shakespeare's plays, best get studying if you want to find out. Ribbetgards, The Happy Day Gang.


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Happy Wednesday!!!

Love a duck it's the middle of the week. Find that duck and love him as a brother. Hmm... now who is wishing us a happy day today??? It's Jimmy the bag cat. Like his good friend Rodney he also likes to be in a bag, however he unfortunately doesn't have a floating hand to transport him so he just sits and waits for the day that a floating hand may come.

"Oh woe is me, I have no floating hand helper. There aren't even bag holes for my eyes, how on Earth am I supposed to see the vista. Oh well, it's still comfy and green, Happy Wednesday!!!" Never fear, cease thy hold of despairing worry, I said cease it! For hence young Rodney Bag Cat has decided to loan his floating hand helper to Jimmy, they're even looking at cutting holes for the eyes so that he can see the vista passing by. Today's forecast is lemons, mmm... just like Momma's washing up liquid. Don't eat them though as they open up a temporary black hole in your head that makes your face fold in on itself, oooh, so tart. Where can we get our own invisible hand helper? What would you do with yours? What is work? Have you sminted recently? Hmm... a veritable fleet of mind benders there, let's eat some fish to increase our mental capacity, only then will we have space for the answers. Reguards, The Happy Day Gang.


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