It's Thursday!!! We can see the weekend poking it's head around the corner and beckoning to us surreptitiously. Quick, let us head forth and join it, but let's enjoy the passing view of the next two days first. May their potential for happiness explode as a bouquet of flowery joy upon our souls. Today's happy day wishes come from Pawsum the Hat cat, he likes to warm people's hats before they wear them to keep their heads warm.
"I like warming hats, I'm an asset to any winter wanderer. Of course in the hottest summer days people don't want warm hats so I work part time installing mini air conditioner units in hats. Happy Thursday!!!! May all your hats be pleasantly temperate." Today's forecast is bubble wrap, that's right! It's the best forecast yet! Pop, pop, pop! Pop away and don't stop until you run out even if people complain about the noise (they're just jealous that they don't have their own personal stash, be a pal and lend them some, then we all can pop it together.) Ahhh... it's like catnip for office workers. Do you have your own stash of bubble wrap? Where can you buy one of Pawsum's air conditioned hats? Why Why Miss American Pie? Who doesn't know the meaning of surreptitous? Four questions, four answers? We suggest you draw a square on a piece of paper, number the corners, then take this square to the window and hold it up against the light, if you wait for enough years the answers should appear against each corner. Try it, it works!!! Rightguards, The Happy Day Gang. P.S. The Happy Day Gang accepts no responsibility for any physical ailments caused to anyone's arms that hold up a square on a piece of paper to a window for several years.
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