Happy Tuesday!!!

It's one day closer to the next day of your life, the top of the hill is coming for us, it's Tuesday!!!!!! Today's Happy Day wishes come from Bilford the blanket cat. Experts will note that he has a floating hand friend just like Rodney bag cat, good for transporting him. Of course the blanket folding technique allows for vision to view all passing vistas.

"Meow purr.... I wonder why I'm so sleepy all the time, maybe it's because I'm just so darn snug and comfy. I'll be auditioning again as baby Jesus in this years nativity play, perhaps this time the director will realise that Jesus was indeed a cat and did have pointy ears." If we listen closely we should be able to hear some puritans screaming "blasphemy" echoing on the wind... Today's forecast is candy floss... it may be a tasty day but we are all in danger of ending up in a very sticky situation. Tread carefully y'all. Was Jesus really a cat? How do floating hands reproduce? Are there any spelling mistakes today? What do paper clips do for holiday? Squint, squint away, for somewhere in the distance only in squinting range will the answers be found. Of course you may need glasses afterwards you really shouldn't squint, but that all depends on how much you want the answers. Keeping it surreal, The Happy Day Gang.


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