Today's Happy Day wishes are from Woofett the Curious Dog. He likes to check out people's kitchen configurations. Don't panic if you see him looking through your cat flap, he's not dangerous, he's just curious.
Don't worry, Woofett will be ok, it's not the first time we've had to extract him from a cat flap.
Today's forecast is the Future!!! Ooooo! Look out for paradox's and an excitable Stephen Hawking speeding around on his chair, it could be dangerous out there today.
Where's Marty Mcfly when you need him? Who throws a shoe? If you put 100 monkeys in a room with 100 typewriters would they demand a PC and email each other all day? Is anyone bored enough to watch Big Brother anymore?
So many questions, so little time. Well I'll save you a quarter of that precious time by answering the monkey question. They would demand email, they never learnt to type on a type writer so would be lost without a backspace button.
Religatorygards,
The Happy Day Gang.
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