We hope you are well and avoiding any rain drops that may fall in the direction of your head.
Today's Happy Day wishes are sent by Sherman the fortification cat, he likes to be as fortified as possible.
"It starts with a few boxes but soon I shall be fortified from all raindrops, lightning and boogey men! However at the moment until I get some more boxes I'm just going to use it as a lemonade stall. Happy Friday!!!"
Finally, a cat that sells lemonade, we've been petitioning for ages for a feline vending summer based refreshment to us all. Nobody give him any more boxes until after summer otherwise who else will aid our parched throats after a few games of swingball. Don't worry, he likes selling lemonade and it'll give him extra money to buy more fortification for winter.
Today's forecast is helium ballons, now we can all talk like lemmings and get light headed. Don't have too much though or rumour has it you'll float off and burn your hair on the sun. Of course if you do it at night though you can float off and steal some cheese from the moon and even colour in the stripes on the American flag that's there with a highlighter.
Is there really cheese on the moon? Is the sun just a giant hot salsa dip? If someone randomly comes up to you and says "Innit" what's the correct reply? Why you no like my pie?
Let us sit cross legged, listen to some Enya and meditate on these questions.
Renyagards,
The Happy Day Gang.
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