Happy Monday!!!

Is it? Could it be? Yep, we've just checked, it's Monday. It's ok though, we can all get through it if we just think of doughnuts, they tend to help, unless you don't like doughnuts, in which case think of Bovril because if doughnuts aren't good enough then have some odd brown beef extract sandwich stuff instead.

Without further random long sentences and any more ado we have today's Happy Day wishing coming from Benji the Bin Cat. He's eyeing up the position of Oscar the Grouch in the new Sesame Street film.

"Hurrah! Now all your unshredded bank statements shall be mine! Happy Monday!"

Don't worry (as we can tell you clearly are) he doesn't steal your bank details, he shreds them to make a comfy bin nest. However, be careful to not place bank statements in bins that Benji is not residing in, there are a group of evil otters that use your details to change your account number to read Boobies if you turn it upside down.

Today's forecast is clingfilm, check all toilet seats carefully, there's mischief about.

Which way did he go, oh oh, oh oh? What biscuit is best? What's the story morning glory? How many questions are there?

We don't know the answers to these questions, however we can tell you that the answers are having a secret meeting somewhere nearby. Take a look, you never know.

Restrictedareagards,

The Happy Day Gang.