Friday, 31 August 2007

Happy Friday!!!

Yes!!! It's that Friday thing again. The weekend is inches away from our grasp, soon we shall skip off into the sunset hand in hand with the weekend for many a good time. Smiles and joy are all around like a tree of happy in autumn dropping its leaves of hooray upon our heads. Today's happy day wishes come from Jetty the laundry cat, he's preparing to wash all our party garms for the weekend.
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"Another week another wash load, don't worry though, I get to go to the ball too, and my carriage doesn't turn into a pumpkin after midnight either. Happy Friday!!!" Don't worry, he's using special conditioner to prevent his hair molting on all the clothes, he's a professional washer of the clothing. Today's forecast is Yeeeeehaaawww!!! There's cowboys about today bringing out the celebrating lassos to bring the weekend home to roost. What? When? Where? Why? Tough ones, I think if we all stop using our heads to grow hair for a day and ruminate heavily we may come up with the answers. Be careful, this has been known to result in a couple of grey hairs and we can't guarantee that the answers are particularly worth knowing. Renandstimpygards, The Happy Day Gang.


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Thursday, 30 August 2007

Happy Thursday!!!

It's Thursday!!! We can see the weekend poking it's head around the corner and beckoning to us surreptitiously. Quick, let us head forth and join it, but let's enjoy the passing view of the next two days first. May their potential for happiness explode as a bouquet of flowery joy upon our souls. Today's happy day wishes come from Pawsum the Hat cat, he likes to warm people's hats before they wear them to keep their heads warm.
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"I like warming hats, I'm an asset to any winter wanderer. Of course in the hottest summer days people don't want warm hats so I work part time installing mini air conditioner units in hats. Happy Thursday!!!! May all your hats be pleasantly temperate." Today's forecast is bubble wrap, that's right! It's the best forecast yet! Pop, pop, pop! Pop away and don't stop until you run out even if people complain about the noise (they're just jealous that they don't have their own personal stash, be a pal and lend them some, then we all can pop it together.) Ahhh... it's like catnip for office workers. Do you have your own stash of bubble wrap? Where can you buy one of Pawsum's air conditioned hats? Why Why Miss American Pie? Who doesn't know the meaning of surreptitous? Four questions, four answers? We suggest you draw a square on a piece of paper, number the corners, then take this square to the window and hold it up against the light, if you wait for enough years the answers should appear against each corner. Try it, it works!!! Rightguards, The Happy Day Gang. P.S. The Happy Day Gang accepts no responsibility for any physical ailments caused to anyone's arms that hold up a square on a piece of paper to a window for several years.


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Wednesday, 29 August 2007

Happy Wednesday!!!

We have returned! Open some champagne! Break open a box of dancing shoes and celebrate in a disco styling! End all sentences with an exclamation mark! Today's Happy Day wishes are being wished by the studious and crazy dancing Fowdy the Halifax Cat.
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"Who gives you extra? Who? Who? Who? Who? Come forth and open an account of happiness. Don't be confused, I'm a happy banker and not a Ghandi cat, or Maxi Jazz. Happy Wednesday!!!!" Today's forecast is eggy weggs, you could pick 'em up and smash 'em or you could just cook a nice omelette, we like ours with cheese please if you're doing one. Did the Happy Day Gang enjoy their time off? Who's seen A Clockwork Orange? Did we spell Ghandi right? What is it about Armadillos that makes us yearn for a Dime bar? We honestly don't think there will ever be answers to these questions, even Stephen Hawking is baffled. Realtygards, The Happy Day Gang.


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Tuesday, 28 August 2007

Happy Tuesday!!!

Well we're still recovering from our holiday fun and joy at the moment, but here is Pug the Emo Dog to wish you all a Happy Tuesday.
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"Ho-hum, back from holiday, I sure miss all those sandy beaches. Still, being back isn't so bad, there's better TV over here. Happy Tuesday!!!" Today's forecast is slush puppies, beware of the brain freeze!!! Will normal service resume tomorrow? What is normal service? Does anyone know? What is Hibbleton? Such confusing questions, the answers lay somewhere deep within the Vatican, perhaps we should text the Pope?


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Monday, 27 August 2007

Happy Monday!!!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz........... Shhhh.... we're tired and sleeping..... we've had a heavy flight home.... we need as many winks as we can accumulate over the next day or so.
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"Huh, wha? We sooo sleepy... Happy Monday all, normal service will resume soon..." That was Nifty the sleepswithoneeyeopenandtalksinhissleepwhilststillmakingsense cat. Today's forecast is pillows, all soft for our heads.


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Friday, 24 August 2007

Happy Friday!!!

Our holiday may well be coming to a close soon. However our friend Pollo the Llama is here to wish you all Happy Friday.
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"Hello all, I'm off climbing in the mountains today, I hope you all manage to scale the crazy heights of a Friday and party through the weekend. Happy Friday!!!" We don't know why she wears the red scarf, she is a llama after all, their ways can be confusing.


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Thursday, 23 August 2007

Happy Thursday!!

Ah, more smooth beach days, lying in the sun, chilling in the shade. So much a relaxing time for all. Today my beach buddy Shaunersy the Jazz Dog is enjoying some piece and quiet...
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"Hmmm... nice. Think I'll go get my saxophone and have a bit of a jam, and not the conserve type, heh heh. Happy Thursday everyone, may it be a smooooooth one." Keep those smiles people, listen to some chilled grooves and take it easy today, and that's an order.


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Wednesday, 22 August 2007

Happy Wednesday!!!

Hey yo yo yo! We like playing with yoyos, up and down they go. Today's holiday pics and message come from Sanday Cat and the Kittens.
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"Ok kittens, let's all pose for the picture.... hang on... wait... the camera's over there..... oops, well Happy Wednesday anyway." The forecast is still lettuce by the way, anyone else bored yet? Well, that's lettuce for you.


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Tuesday, 21 August 2007

The Happy Day Gang is on holiday...!

.....but never fear, we thought we'd share our holiday photos with all you lovely people. Today Skitten is chilling out on the beach.
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"Hmm... wonder if I'll get a tan this year? Mmm... sleepy comfort... Happy Tuesday y'all!" We hope you all enjoy your holidays too!


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Monday, 20 August 2007

Happy Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday!!!

MULTIBALL!!!! Now the happy day gang are away for a fair few days. Oh my, there is nobody to wish you Happy Day wishes... Not much we can do I'm afraid, however we can send you a large mighty giant happy day wish of epic proportions. This of course means that we just take up more of your time on Monday and then you can get a feeling of deja vu for Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday when you reread the message everyday. Oh it's all good fun here. So to wish you a Happy week is the only Happy Day member still chilling in the local area. It's Bluffel the blanket cat, he's not feeling too good so isn't going away with the others.
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"Hello, Bluffel the blanket cat here. I am well prepared to camouflage with the sky should I one day be able to fly. Happy week everyone, I shall be here in spirit all week to wish you happines!" Don't worry, Bluffel is perfectly happy despite feeling a bit under the weather, he loves his blanket and it keeps him snug. This week it looks like there is are several forecasts but predominantly the forecast is lettuce, so expect a fairly tasteless yet allegedly refreshing week. Where have the happy day gone? Why have they left? Are they coming back? How long is a piece of string? Well, you've got over a week to figure it out, the happy day gang expects answers promptly returned in smart handwriting only please. Recreationgards, The Happy Day Gang.


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Friday, 17 August 2007

Happy Friday!!!

Buy yourself a Crunchie, it's Friday!!! That means the last day before the weekend, prep your party hats, set up the streamers and get ready for a big woohoo come home time. Today's Happy day wishes come from Jevons the party cat, he's all about the fun.
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"Is it hometime yet? I'm ready to pop with party fever! Well you can tell by the way I use my paws I'm a party cat, no time to talk, music loud and whisker warm, I've been drinking milk since I was born. Now it's alright, it's ok, I'll walk your fence any which way, we can try to understand the happiness in every plan. Whether you're my brother or whether you're a Llama you're being happy, being happy, When are furs a shaking or a hairball we're a making we're being happy, being happy. Ha-ha-ha-ha being happy, being happy. Ha-ha-ha-ha being Happppyyyy!!!!!! Happy Friday y'all, Travolta has nothing on meeeeeeee!!!!!" He sure is set to party is our party cat, let us all get raw with the kitties on the dance floor. Shamon!!!! Today's forecast is slow drivers. Oh dear there be dithering on them thar roads. Factor in some extra time if you need to motor anywhere today, it's gonna take some long time. We hope Parker and Duffel can do their jobs unhindered today. Will the Bee Gees sue us? What funky shapes will Jevons be throwing tonight? Do you want rolls or do you want sandwiches? Don't, don't you want me? Hmm.... a spurious set of wonderings for the day, let us play magic Scrabble, the letters should give us the answer. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegards! The Happy Day Gang.


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Thursday, 16 August 2007

Happy Thursday!!!

It's coming to the end of June people, it being time that is. Time is flying by, it has wings, no more Red Bull for that time. How would we slow time down, other than obviously cutting off its Red Bull supply, it's a mystery. We at the happy day gang would very much like our weekends and evenings to slow down and our work time to speed up, that's our vote, let's petition the cosmos. Anyway, enough silly frivolity, let's get on to the serious business of today's happy day wishes. Today's wishes come from the odd and occasionally freaky cockerel Columbus, a mighty bow to his wizened ability to count to five. Columbus the Cockerel can count to five, bacon or doughnuts or cheese and chives.
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"Count 'em ehheheh, count 'em eheheh. One Happy Thursday, two Happy Thursdays, three Happy Thursdays, four Happy Thursdays, five Happy Thursdays!" That's a lot of Happy Thursdays! Today's forecast is Nurofen, now all pain shall be banished, hurrah! Have we been wished five Happy Thursdays or fifteen from Columbus? Who would win between Columbus and the Count from Sesame Street in a kipper fight? What is scrumping? If the whole world shouted "Oi!" together would Jupiter say "What?" The answers to all these questions appear in a code within one of Shakespeare's plays, best get studying if you want to find out. Ribbetgards, The Happy Day Gang.


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Wednesday, 15 August 2007

Happy Wednesday!!!

Love a duck it's the middle of the week. Find that duck and love him as a brother. Hmm... now who is wishing us a happy day today??? It's Jimmy the bag cat. Like his good friend Rodney he also likes to be in a bag, however he unfortunately doesn't have a floating hand to transport him so he just sits and waits for the day that a floating hand may come.
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"Oh woe is me, I have no floating hand helper. There aren't even bag holes for my eyes, how on Earth am I supposed to see the vista. Oh well, it's still comfy and green, Happy Wednesday!!!" Never fear, cease thy hold of despairing worry, I said cease it! For hence young Rodney Bag Cat has decided to loan his floating hand helper to Jimmy, they're even looking at cutting holes for the eyes so that he can see the vista passing by. Today's forecast is lemons, mmm... just like Momma's washing up liquid. Don't eat them though as they open up a temporary black hole in your head that makes your face fold in on itself, oooh, so tart. Where can we get our own invisible hand helper? What would you do with yours? What is work? Have you sminted recently? Hmm... a veritable fleet of mind benders there, let's eat some fish to increase our mental capacity, only then will we have space for the answers. Reguards, The Happy Day Gang.


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Tuesday, 14 August 2007

Happy Tuesday!!!

May your day be full of wealth in a joyous format of good things.

Today's Happy Day wishes come from Duffel the Taximan, a good friend of Parker's but serves the general public rather than just Mr Cheese. He does tend to waffle on in the car but that's what you get for installing a waffle iron in a taxi as a Christmas present. Still, it's something to do in the traffic.
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"Wroof, who wanna waffle? I'm gonna drive all the fares today and treat them with my waffley joy. Happy Tuesday!!!!"

Please note that the Happy Day Gang do not condone the making of waffles whilst driving an automobile, Duffel is a highly trained driving waffler.

Today's forecast is Waffles! Who wuda thunk it? Well young Duffel is out and about today and has Rattus help him flip the waffles so they're gonna be everywhere. Can I hear an mmm.... tasty from y'all?

What's the obsession with waffles today? Are we talking sweet or savoury? If the plural of plectrum is plectra is the plural of Tetra then Tetrum? Is it us or was X-men 3 just a bad way to finish the series?

Let us go forth and do a massive long run in a Forrest Gump style chasing the horizon for those elusive answers. Life is like a chocolate boxer, don't be afraid to take a bite.

Regaciousgards,

The Happy Day Gang.

Monday, 13 August 2007

Happy Monday!!!

Is it? Could it be? Yep, we've just checked, it's Monday. It's ok though, we can all get through it if we just think of doughnuts, they tend to help, unless you don't like doughnuts, in which case think of Bovril because if doughnuts aren't good enough then have some odd brown beef extract sandwich stuff instead.

Without further random long sentences and any more ado we have today's Happy Day wishing coming from Benji the Bin Cat. He's eyeing up the position of Oscar the Grouch in the new Sesame Street film.
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"Hurrah! Now all your unshredded bank statements shall be mine! Happy Monday!"

Don't worry (as we can tell you clearly are) he doesn't steal your bank details, he shreds them to make a comfy bin nest. However, be careful to not place bank statements in bins that Benji is not residing in, there are a group of evil otters that use your details to change your account number to read Boobies if you turn it upside down.

Today's forecast is clingfilm, check all toilet seats carefully, there's mischief about.

Which way did he go, oh oh, oh oh? What biscuit is best? What's the story morning glory? How many questions are there?

We don't know the answers to these questions, however we can tell you that the answers are having a secret meeting somewhere nearby. Take a look, you never know.

Restrictedareagards,

The Happy Day Gang.

Saturday, 11 August 2007

Happy (belated) Friday!!!/ Saturday

Oh no!!! Technology let us down. The power of email based submitting goodness has officially been hampered and the Happy Friday email is late. What craziness is happening here. Anyway, let's hope it doesn't happen again (observers may have noticed that Lemar the Llama visited us about 30 times on Thursday... bizaare indeed.) So without further ado below is what should have happened...

We hope you are well and avoiding any rain drops that may fall in the direction of your head.

Today's Happy Day wishes are sent by Sherman the fortification cat, he likes to be as fortified as possible.



"It starts with a few boxes but soon I shall be fortified from all raindrops, lightning and boogey men! However at the moment until I get some more boxes I'm just going to use it as a lemonade stall. Happy Friday!!!"

Finally, a cat that sells lemonade, we've been petitioning for ages for a feline vending summer based refreshment to us all. Nobody give him any more boxes until after summer otherwise who else will aid our parched throats after a few games of swingball. Don't worry, he likes selling lemonade and it'll give him extra money to buy more fortification for winter.

Today's forecast is helium ballons, now we can all talk like lemmings and get light headed. Don't have too much though or rumour has it you'll float off and burn your hair on the sun. Of course if you do it at night though you can float off and steal some cheese from the moon and even colour in the stripes on the American flag that's there with a highlighter.

Is there really cheese on the moon? Is the sun just a giant hot salsa dip? If someone randomly comes up to you and says "Innit" what's the correct reply? Why you no like my pie?

Let us sit cross legged, listen to some Enya and meditate on these questions.

Renyagards,

The Happy Day Gang.

Thursday, 9 August 2007

Happy Thursday!!!

Like Winnie the Pooh and Piglet going to wish rabbit a Happy Thursday because it's Thursday we are here to do the same for everyone else.

Today's Happy Day wishes come from a good friend of mine Lemar the contented Llama.
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"Hello, I'm Lemar, I'm a very contented Llama, I recently got voted the most contented Llama in the whole of Llamadom, that makes me very contented. Happy Thursday! May yours be contented too!"

Wow, that's a lot of contented in the contents of that sentence. Today's forecast is apparently twiglets, why these marmite covered sticks of generally sharp tasting but moreish savouryness should be forecast today is a mystery. We hope you all like marmite or you'll be in trouble. They say you either love it or hate it, funnily enough we're completely indifferent to the taste but do somewhat find Twiglets to be a curious treat. It's not Pringles though, put it that way.

Who is the best Lemar, Mark, the singer or the Llama? Why did the chicken cross the road? Where's my jumper? What's the worst that can happen?

Let us chew over these interesting questions with tea and biscuits and a vicar (don't eat the vicar, just share the tea and biscuits with him.)

Realgards,

The Happy Day Gang.

Wednesday, 8 August 2007

Happy Wednesday!!!!

Good morning fellow happy day ravers! We hope you are all well and all smiles today.

Today's Happy Day wishes are being wished by Rodney Bag Cat and Jeeves the floating hand who transports him everywhere he goes.
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"No need to cut holes for the eyes, I can just pop my head out, it's the best way to see the vista as it passes by. Happy Wednesday!!!"

He's a lazy cat to be sure but if we all had a floating hand as a friend then surely we'd all be hanging around in bags admiring the vista from ahigh.

Today's forecast is Plankton, because we've all got to start somewhere. Can the web handle such madness? Will the TPS report ever be run this morning? Would Newton have discovered gravity had the apple landed on his foot? Does Stilton smell of feet or farts?

Some toughies there, better get the revision books out and study like beaver preparing to pass his Dam Builders exam.

Rappygards,

The Happy Day Gang.

Tuesday, 7 August 2007

Happy Tuesday!!!

Good morning happy people, be shiny today! Just be careful not to be mistaken for coinage.

Today's Happy Day wishes are from Woofett the Curious Dog. He likes to check out people's kitchen configurations. Don't panic if you see him looking through your cat flap, he's not dangerous, he's just curious.
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"I wonder what's going on in........ hey, wait.... I'm stuck! Someone butter my ears! Well, whilst I'm here I bid you all a Happy Day!!!"

Don't worry, Woofett will be ok, it's not the first time we've had to extract him from a cat flap.

Today's forecast is the Future!!! Ooooo! Look out for paradox's and an excitable Stephen Hawking speeding around on his chair, it could be dangerous out there today.

Where's Marty Mcfly when you need him? Who throws a shoe? If you put 100 monkeys in a room with 100 typewriters would they demand a PC and email each other all day? Is anyone bored enough to watch Big Brother anymore?

So many questions, so little time. Well I'll save you a quarter of that precious time by answering the monkey question. They would demand email, they never learnt to type on a type writer so would be lost without a backspace button.

Religatorygards,

The Happy Day Gang.

Monday, 6 August 2007

Happy Monday!!!!!!!!

Here we go again, another week of fun and happiness to spread like warm butter over soft tasty bread.

Today's Happy Day wishes come from the suave and sooooooophisticated (that's a lot of phisticated) Valentino the Smooth Cat. Lock up your daughters, heck, lock up your sons, even lock up yourselves. Don't look him straight in the eye (you have been warned.)
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"Come come mes amis, let us walk together along sandy beaches, sipping milk as we sing to the moonlight. Happy Monday my lovelies." ................................................................................................. sorry, got a little distracted *ahem* He really is a charmer our Valentino.

Todays forecast is Futons. Are they a chair? Are they a bed? Or are they just a place to put your poncho. Don't be fooled, they have no purpose! The DFS has you. There is no futon.

Will you be able to resist Valentino's wiley charms? What would happen if we didn't put our hands up for Detroit, would it disappear? Do forks ever get jealous that spoons have a higher cultural standing after Button Moon was on TV? What's in Amarillo that's so great?

Perhaps we should fax the Prime Minister to find out, these question are important enough for his attention.

Rearguards,

The Happy Day Gang

Friday, 3 August 2007

Happy Friday!!!

Hear ye, year he, it's Friday oh indeedy of yes! Mr Cheese and The Biscuits are close to full formation now, Grundy is stepping up to play some heavy weight lead guitar, his claws are built in picks, he's a natural.
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"I love to wail on the guitar, and by that I mean as in rock heavy, not as in sitting on the guitar and make loud crying sounds. Happy Friday!!!! Rock on!!!!"

Those observant amongst you will notice that Grundy is left handed and plays a right handed guitar upside down, just like the mighty Jimi Hendrix snarf snarf! Today's forecast is Blue Tits, as in the cute flying birds and not what you get when your bra is too tight.

Is this a sign of the Happy Day gang getting a little saucy? What really did happen to the Likely Lads? Will anyone notice there are only three questions today instead of four?

All these questions, will we ever know? Des Lynam was seen lurking near a hat stand with something looking suspiciously like the answers, QUICK! You may still catch him!!

Regulatorygards,

The Happy Day Gang.

Thursday, 2 August 2007

Happy Thursday!!!!!

It's the downward slope people on our long journey to the land of weekend, we've conquered the summit of the week and now we're all heading towards the lodge of non-working freedom for tea and biscuits.

Important news of the day! The Happy Day Gang is original, it appears no other happy day gang exists according to the God of Google. Of course these results are somewhat skewed by people online who can't spell "Happy Days Gang" (as in Fonz and co.)

Today's Happiness and Joy is sent from Mephisto the Mischievous cat, he carries around his banana skin and places it in busy pedestrianised areas. He then films people falling over on his mobile and sends it to all his mates. Police are concerned with the rise in Happy Slipping recently.
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"Mya ha ha, subversion of the masses people. Soon all your behinds will meet pavement. Don't worry though, we cushion their fall with tribbles so nobody gets hurt. Happy Thursday!!!!"

The Happy Day Gang are fully aware that some of you are blonde and may not know what a Tribble is. Here for your delectation is a picture of one:
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"Brrrreepp"

Thank you Mr Tribble for that insightful comment (I can speak Tribble.)

We feel lucky today so perhaps it is time to buy those lotto tickets that the purple bearded Yin of largeness doth pimp to us on the TV, coz you never know.

Today's forecast is Jeep Cherokees, curse those gas gussling giants, there's too many already.

What did the Tribble say? Why all the questions everyday? Where is everybody? If you laid out all the time spent on these emails end to end would it make a week yet?

These questions have been forwarded to Sophocles and Plato in heaven, they shall ruminate a while and then send down their answers through a morse code of rain drops.

Regooglegards,

The Happy Day Gang.

Wednesday, 1 August 2007

Happy Wednesday!!!!

Oh yes it is, top of the hill that's right. Once we reach 12 o'clock we can just hold down the clutch and free wheel the rest of the way down the hill.

Today's Happy wishes are being wished by a good friend of mine, Hensley the guitar cat. He's currently tuning his guitar in preparation for joining Keyboard cat for a gig.
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"E, E, E, A, meow, I've got to get ready for our gig, Mr Cheese and the Biscuits are going on the road. Happy Wednesday everyone!!!"

Today's forecast is spears n' arrows, WATCH OUT!!! It's dangerous out there today. Keep your heads down people.

How does Hensley tune his guitar without opposable thumbs? Where have all the heroes gone? Why do Mums go to Iceland and not Dads? Should people who buy Sunny Delight be shot? Or should they be stabbed?

So many questions so little time, put you're ear to the ground and if you listen closely you'll hear the Earth shrug its shoulders in indifference.

Regawdygards,

The Happy Day Gang.