Happy Wednesday!

Although Mr Cheese is now back from his holiday Parker is here to wish you both Happy Wednesday! He's Mr Cheese's chauffeur but unfortunately he forgot one thing this morning when driving in... Mr Cheese.

"I knew I'd forgotten something this morning, well there goes my pay rise out of the window. Anyway, Happy Wednesday to your souls!"

Don't worry, Parker will get his yearly pay rise, I spoke to Mr Cheese on the phone and he's happy to have the day off. He's going to make the most of it and head over to Meowington to play croquet with the ya yas. Today's forecast is Strongbow, not the popular and allegedly refreshing cider but in fact just a bow that is strong. It's been forecast to appear somewhere on the planet so maybe if everyone keeps an eye out someone will spot it. We believe Americans celebrate they're Independence Day today, so if any Americans are here then Happy Independence Day and congratulations on beating all those aliens.