Happy Tuesday!!!

Like an mp3 player we are compressing all our happiness into one email, but don't worry there will be no drop in happy feeling quality and you don't need to use ijoy either.

Todays happy day wishes are being sent from Floyd and Boyd the tractor steering wheel secuirty cats.

"Zzzzz..... such a boring job zzzzz..... can't stay alert 24/7 zzzz.... Happy Tuesday....zzzz..."

You may be thinking "well they're clearly sleeping on the job, what if a group of banderous field mice were to steal the tractor and try and scrump some wheat?" Well you'd be worrying about nothing, they may be sleeping but no mouse in their right mind will try and steal a tractor with two sleeping cats in it.

Todays forecast is that bit in Independence Day where Wil Smith punches an alien and says "welcome to Earth." It's going to be a feel good one today.

How many films has young master Smith been in now? Would he be better at protecting tractors? Do the field mice feel badly represented? Surely they're not all of a vexacious way?

Well, the answers were painted on a wall somewhere in Wales with invisible ink, if you want to find out then you'll have to visit every wall in Wales with a UV light.

Yours spuriously,

The Happy Day Gang.

Happy Monday!!!

Hmm... it's Monday already huh? Interesting, think I may note that down, definitely didn't feel like 2 days of weekend fun time? We may have to have a word with old father time, perhaps he was pedaling his time bike faster than usual. Of course I'm sure this wouldn't have happened if we didn't buy him an Espresso maker last Christmas, somedays he just gets carried away.

Today's Happy Day wishes are bought to you by the Budweiser birds, oh such a craze created for a new generation of youngsters by an American beer of arguably watery proportions.

"Wazzzzzzzzzupp!!!! Happy Monday!!!"

Honestly, it's been over 10 years and they still don't get tired of it. One would've thought that they'd have got lock jaw by now.

Today's forecast is mini-babybel cheese. Be careful about purchasing this rather mischevious snack, if the advertising is to be believed then you could be going for quite a long run.

Is the Happy Day gang really doing product placement? Should we get sponsers? Will the wassup craze ever be reborn? What if we created a rival beer called wassup?

Well there are answers currently existing right in front of your face, sadly they were playing with a particle accelerator and are existing on a different stratosphere invisible to us. If you spend a few hundred years trying to break the rules of physics you may just be able to join them. Careful though, if it goes wrong you'll be transported to Milton Keynes and never escape!!! Only locals know the grid system!

Yours wassupingly,

The Happy Day Gang.

Happy Friday!!!

Like a tasty burger but without all the fat content the happy day gang is here to celebrate the coming of the favourite weekday, the mighty Friday!!!

Bigging it up to the happy massive is Dr Furrball the rap cat, ready to step up to the mike and spit some heavy lyrics for our eager ears. Bring your hand bling together in applause!!!

"Hey yo, is it coz I is cat? A shout out to the Happy Day massive, may your friday be bigging itself bigger than any big thing that has been before. Happy Friday!!!!"

Well, we've been told. Hencewith it shall be a good day.

Today's forecast is squeaking. Be prepared all you drivers out there to spend the day wondering what exactly is wrong with your car and whether it has been making that noise for a while and you've only just noticed it. Don't worry, we're sure it's just a couple of vociferous mice playing a rather verbose game of snap in your passenger footwell.

Dare we? Should we? Would we? Could we?

We just don't know.

Love and light and sunshine and stuff,

The Happy Day Gang.

Happy Thursday!!!

Hmm... it appears that once more technology is not being very kind to us and our happy Thursday and Friday have both been delayed until Sunday. Still we shall carry forth anyway:

Thursday is here again, as is its custom to appear once in a week. We're glad that Thursday doesn't shirk its responsibilities, it always makes an appearance.

Unlike young besham the curious Loris who is always hiding up in trees being all nosey and curious. He never gets any housework done.


"Ah! So it's true! Bears do really pee in the forest! Happy Thursday everyone!!"

Don't tell Bearus Sapphire, he hates it when people watch him pee. If it's not Besham then it's David Attenbourough with a camera, there always seems to be someone. To be honest I think he'd be better off installing a toilet in his cave, but he's all about the principle of the thing.

Today's forecast is smouldering, here's looking at you kid.

Why why why Delilah? Does ginger hair mean your mother ate too many cheesey wotsits during pregnancy? Or was she drinking from the hot tap (it's a copper tank.)

Some tricky ones there, for the answers we should get a large box of paperclips and tip them onto the floor. If the answers are spelt out then you're in luck, if not then you may never know.

Yours Splendifirously,

The Happy Day Gang.

Happy Wednesday!!!

Hello Wednesday, we hope you are well and your Addams family namesake is behaving herself. Today's Happy Day wishes are wished by Udon the questioning cat, he went to ask Plinky a few questions about his evil plans and fell into the water.

"Go on, laugh it up boys and girls, ha ha I'm all wet. Please can someone pass me a towel, oh and Happy Wednesday I suppose too." We think his pride is a little hurt but guaranteed after a few shots at the milk bar he'll be all laughs about it. Today's forecast is the Senate, oh let us ruminate for hours on getting nowhere and then make a stack of bad decisions. Yep, we're getting political, vote Mr Cheese for president! Are there any questions today? No, sorry, we have run out of question fuel and need to fill up on some more at a Trivia quiz or two. That way we can empty out our excess of answers too. Salutations The Happy Day Gang.


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Happy Tuesday!!!

Well we're all still celebrating our victory over Plinky from yesterday. It was a rather late night last night so we're a bit closer to the sleepy day gang than the Happy Day Gang it has to be said. However there is work to do and lots of paperwork to be filled out and filing to be done. Lloyd the filing cat is here today to wish you all a Happy Tuesday.

"Look! Look! See how I keep my documents under control! Who's the boss? Huh? Huh? Me! That's who! Happy Tuesday y'all!!!" He may look like a glorified paperweight but Lloyd is actually very competent at handling all the Happy Day paperwork as our Document Controller, that's why we value him the most and make sure he gets the best treatment. Do you know similar people in your company? You should do the same. Well we've peered out of the windows today and it appears the forecast is meatballs, flying ones at that. This could be a tasty day or the very definition of a nightmare if you're vegetarian. Will Lloyd ever realise that his paper crumpling will stop the documents going through the photocopier? How long until the Christmas stock comes out? Do all flux capacitors get invented by a knock to the bonce whilst on the throne? Will anyone notice that Plinky was actually referred to as Pilky when first introduced? Let us all grow long beards so that we can stroke them and ruminate on these questions. Surely after a few years of beard growth our rumination power will be such that the answers will surely come to us. Yours cattersly, The Happy Day Gang.


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Happy Monday!!!

'Ello! 'Ello! What we got here then? A Monday? What on Earth is Monday doing down here? Causing trouble I don't doubt guv'nor. Who remembers what happened on Friday? Well let's fill you in. Bearus Sapphire did indeed stop finishing his private business behind his tree (thankfully just a onesie) and sprinted fast downstream like a large bear chasing an evil fish...... hang on..... anyway once he got to a shallow point to intercept he couldn't find Plinky. Being only one fish in a big stream is not good for our bear. Normally young Bearus is used to fishing for hundreds of fish in a stream, he plays the law of averages y'see. Well like a bad hand in Poker he folded like a stack of cards after your annoying brother turns a fan on (I used to be that annoying brother heh heh heh!)

"Ok, what about here, I need an old priest and a young priest, the power of Christ compells you..." So it looks like Plinky gets away, well I should be talking in the past tense really as just at that point an angry moose turned up, who had once also been wronged by Plinky.

"Grr and a thousand times tarnation, I can't believe you put pink socks on my antlers and took a photo of me when I was asleep Plinky!" And with that he plunged his antlers deep into the water and flipped the evil fish sky high into the air like an angry moose flipping an evil fish.........yeah err...... and he bounced off a Tribble and into a bucket of water. So victory is ours, he has been defeated and is now in prison awaiting trial for crimes against Happiness. Celebrations have been going on over the weekend and now all the Happy Cats are stuffed but extremely happy. Meppy is here to wish us all a Happy Monday.

"Dang, I just couldn't eat another bite, that sure was some tasty fish. Happy Monday bruurp!!" Don't fear, we didn't kill Plinky or anything of the sort, this is one of those non-sentient bought in Tesco's kinda fish. Is it ok to eat fish? Why can't the happy day gang handle simile today? Will anyone ever rise to take Plinky's place in the hierachy of evil fish? Is there even a hierachy? Hmm... confusing, let's travel back in time and have lots of Bill and Ted style adventures so that we can ask Confuscious what he say. Love and light The Happy Day Gang.


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Happy Friday!!!

Arriving like a well timed cup of warm sugary tea after a good surfing session, Friday is here! Oh yes, so important that forever shall it be spelt with a captial 'F.' So what's happening today in Happy Day mission control. Well yesterday as you may remember we sent Alex the Trojan Cat to infiltrate Plinky's lair and that just worked quite marvellously. Unfortunately Plinky was so surprised he jumped away in shock and fell out of the window. Now he is swimming away in a stream, it's only one way though so we're sending one of our agents Bearus Sapphire ahead to catch him.

"Hang on, wait, I'm just having a wee at the moment, can you give me a minute... I offer you Happy Friday if that will give me some privacy, oh and I'll do my best to catch that evil fish." Ok everyone, stop staring now, let him pee in peace... no seriously, you don't need to add watching a bear go to the loo as one of your must see things before you die. Don't make us come over there, we're busy enough dealing with unruly fish. Anyway time for today's forecast. Ah it appears that Slimer from Ghostbusters is forecast for today, be careful and make sure you don't end up all slimed like Bill Murray, your laundry bill will sky rocket. Is it going to be a good day? Does a bear pee in the woods? I think those questions answer themselves so need to need to hunt around for the answers today. Use all that extra time to forage for nuts and berries for the forthcoming winter months. Yours marvellously, The Happy Day Gang.


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Happy Thursday!!!

Hope you have a Happy Thurs, Whether you be his or you be hers, For all the cats there's happy purrs, In this fair morn when we rise and stir. So continueth the missioneth of the happyeth gangeth to overthroweth the evileth Plinky....... Sorry...... it appears I just had a flashback to the middle ages when all words were followed by "eth" (and that's historically accurate, honestly.) Anyway, Jedi cat used the powers of the paws to locate Huskus and the good news is he's free! The bad news is that Plinky was long gone from the scene. Luckily for you and I he accidentally left some bank statements behind (damn that fish is really overdrawn) so we have managed to track him to his address. So in steps young Alex the Trojan cat to try and gain access to his house.

"Haha! He will never suspect I'm hiding here, he will think he's getting free gym equipment. Yes! That's how we'll fool him. Happy Thursday everyone, wish me luck!" Well there you have it, a cunning plan indeed using a fish's natural love of gym socks which will mean there's no way he can resist this kit bag. Today's forecast is ham, not the meat kind but the acting type. It's all going to be groan worthy today, expect no Oscars offered out, Barry Norman judges all! Will the Trojan idea work? How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? Are bears good poker players? What's the fascination with bears? Verily so we will meet again tomorrow. The Happy Day Gang.


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Happy Wednesday!!!

Zzzzzzzzz......... huh? Wha? Sorry, we've been sleeping, it's been such a long time that the Sage Cats have been debating on taking action. They've finally decided to send out Paddyone the Jedi Cat...

"Vrooom vrooom, may the paws be worth you. I will use my powers to seek out Huskus and biff up that Plinky fellow. Happy Wednesday younglings!!!" Don't fear yonder spectators of the happy day, just because he has a red lightsabre Paddyone is still on the light side. He just beat a Sith in a game of high stakes Twister once. Today's forecast is loud headphones, expect to hear lots of tinny drums and not much else... this could be a frustrating one. Is George Lucas gonna sue somebody? How do you play dumb, is it a good game? If we spread out all the bacon in England end to end would it reach Scunthorpe from Lands End? Who's got my pen? Let us watch all the Star Wars films repeatedly, apparently after the 1 millionth view Mark Hamill will come round, stay for tea and scones and then give you the answer. Do or do not, for a Happy Day Gang member there is no cry. The Happy Day Gang.


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Happy Tuesday!!!

Let's all take a big bite of Happy cake and spend the day giggling like buffoons, it's the only way forward. So, in a bid to free Huskus the other sage cats Juffles and Miso are in heated discussion as to finding the answer. Today Miso has taken a short break from the meeting to wish you all a Happy Day.

"Good day Happy followers, I am here to wish you all a carefully thought out and intelligently actioned happy day. Yay and so forth our meetings continue to discuss the way forward, for we are sagely. Happy Tuesday!!!" Marvellous, what a sagely fellow. Well hopefully something be happening today to set our pal Huskus free from the clutches of Plinky. Today's forecast is highlighters, now all the important words can be shown on a page, hurrah! How did Plinky capture Huskus? Did he use a winch mechanism? How does Plinky talk in a language we understand when he lives underwater? Is Huskus being held prisoner underwater then? How does he breath? Oh no, I've gone cross-eyed. Let's not look for the answers people, let's just smile and carry on like everything is fine. Muchos Grassy us Le Gang De Happy Jour.


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Happy Monday!!!

Joy joy happy happy joy joy. It'sa me Mondayo! Let us celebrate in true fashion that we are here for another week with a large portion of hurrah and a slightly smaller portion of etcetera. So, upon who's head doth the joyous task of wishing Monday go to? Of course we are still very worried about the Happy Day Gang being taken over by Plinky, more importantly the fact that he kidnapped one of the sage cats is a worry. In response to it Juffles the Sagely Meow is calling to order the other sage cats to join him in heated debate over solving the Plinky problem and freeing Huskus Sage Cat.

"Veritably so, I shall call to order a meeting of great umming and ahhing of which hath never been seen before. Hopefully the combined mental power of the remaining sage cats will help to solve our problem. However a Happy Monday I do wish you all concordantly and ergo soforthwith." Well there you go, we hope you enjoy the happy day wishes from one of the high up sage cats of the order of Happy Day. Today's forecast is Smeagle, keep your precious safe it could be stolen!!! Who are the other sage cats? Will Plinky hi-jack the happy day gang again? Why can't we just all live in harmony? Is there a fly in your soup? Well, there be some toughies there. I think we should all focus on experimenting with our genetics until we turn into super humans with giant brains, then we will know everything including those answers! See y'all The Happy Day Gang


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Happy Friday!!!

Phew! You'll be pleased to know that we're back. After two days on the phone to technical support Mr Cheese finally got through and they froze out Plinky from our servers. We have managed to get a tracking on the last known location the Miserable Day Gang accessed our server from. Mindy the Sniper Cat (good friend of Miguel) has gone to Scotland and is lying in wait for Plinky to show his bug eyed head.

"Well it's all well and good me keeping an eye out but it'd be nice if this scope would show Sky TV too, I'm missing the Simpsons. Happy Friday everyone, never fear the evil Plinky shall be defeated!!!" It's good to be back and on the happy day wishing front, we shall keep you posted on this hunt for Plinky and his Axes of evil (he was a follower of Gimli but turned bad) Today's forecast is X-rays, looks like we'll all be looking a bit boney today. Can we handle the drama? Are the miserable day gang just misunderstood? How many members are they? How do cats pull triggers without opposable thumbs? Let us wander out in to the rain for a while and see if the rain speaks to us through the puddles, it may give us the answers yet. Ciao, Meow and chow, The Happy Day Gang.


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Miserable Thursday!!!

"Yes that's right!!! It's me again, it wasn't a dream I really have taken over. May all your PCs be slow and your toilet breaks monitored by swipe cards. Today's miserable days are being wished by Huskus, one of the happy day sage cats. Supposedly a holder of all wisdom, well he clearly wasn't wise enough to avoid being captured by me. Wish them a miserable day huskus, come on, do as you're told"

"No I shan't, ya blockos and a thousand times hey nonny nay in your general area Plinky. Do not fret happy day followers, we will persist to victory, it will be done, make sure your Thursday is a happy one!"

"Silence! Enough! I warned you not to wish a happy day, now I'm going to have to kipper slap you!" Today's forecast is Enron, now all your numbers shan't add up right!!!! Dare you ask questions? Are you brave enough? How long until the happy day gang is quashed forever? What makes evil so much fun? Hold your head underwater and count to 2,000, only then will the answer be clear. Ya boo sucks! The Miserable Day Gang.


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Happy Wednesday

Is your week dragging it's heels or speeding by like a downhill free wheeling badger on roller blades? Either way we hope that we can help entertain you with happy day wishes and kick start your day in the right way. Today's happy day wishes are being wished by...........zrrchh.... wha?..........not again..........!!!??!?!?.....................

"Ha ha!!! It's me Plinky the evilest fish sailing the seven seas of evil. I've been spending the last awhile planning and ruminating on ways to destroy the happy day gang, but I figured if I can't beat 'em then join 'em. So I'm taking over the Happy Day Gang!!! I have hacked your site and I now have fully control. From now on there shall be the Miserable Day Gang, for I am evil and every day we shall wish you a miserable day. Seeing as I'm here now I shall be wishing you all a miserable day, oh it feels sooooo good to be evil, bwahahaha!!!!" Today's forecast is beatings, which is what you shall all receive if you dare smile. Why are we evil? Why is Mr Cheese so rubbish? Are cats indeed the most useless creatures on the planet? What is it that makes all fish so great? I will give you today's answers, but you will have to come to my underwater lair for me to tell you in person, mwahaha! Bad regards, The Miserable Day Gang.


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Happy Tuesday!!!

It's one day closer to the next day of your life, the top of the hill is coming for us, it's Tuesday!!!!!! Today's Happy Day wishes come from Bilford the blanket cat. Experts will note that he has a floating hand friend just like Rodney bag cat, good for transporting him. Of course the blanket folding technique allows for vision to view all passing vistas.

"Meow purr.... I wonder why I'm so sleepy all the time, maybe it's because I'm just so darn snug and comfy. I'll be auditioning again as baby Jesus in this years nativity play, perhaps this time the director will realise that Jesus was indeed a cat and did have pointy ears." If we listen closely we should be able to hear some puritans screaming "blasphemy" echoing on the wind... Today's forecast is candy floss... it may be a tasty day but we are all in danger of ending up in a very sticky situation. Tread carefully y'all. Was Jesus really a cat? How do floating hands reproduce? Are there any spelling mistakes today? What do paper clips do for holiday? Squint, squint away, for somewhere in the distance only in squinting range will the answers be found. Of course you may need glasses afterwards you really shouldn't squint, but that all depends on how much you want the answers. Keeping it surreal, The Happy Day Gang.


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Happy Monday!!!

Come join the queue of people awaiting their happy day wishes for the start of the week, of course as it's the happy day gang there is no such thing as a queue, consider it more an admiring of the back of someone's head as you await your turn at the happy day counter. We're only kidding, everyone gets a happy day wish altogether at the same time. Today's happy day wishes are wished by none other than the Happy Mondays themselves, well Shaun and Bez at least.

"Hey that's mad that, we're like the Happy Mondays and we're wishing a Happy Monday. What's that about???"

"You're messing with my melon man, Happy Monday people of Earth!" Marvellous, we've resisted many a Monday from inviting the guys down but couldn't wait any longer, I think we've been quite controlled really. Funnily enough they brought quite a lot of Daz with them when they came down.... but didn't have any dirty clothes to wash...... hmmm......... Today's forecast is Mulberry bushes, ensure you don't spend all day going around one, it's hard to escape the addictive joy of circumnavigating one whilst stating in a songful voice that this is exactly what you're doing. What's todays set of questions? How many times is it acceptable to go around the Mulberry bush before going back to work? Why all the Daz? What if God was one of us? I believe that someone put the answers on a post-it note and put it on your back right in that annoying place that you can't reach. You should probably use a two mirror system to find out. Keeping it very unreal, The Happy Day Gang.


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Happy Friday!!!

Yes!!! It's that Friday thing again. The weekend is inches away from our grasp, soon we shall skip off into the sunset hand in hand with the weekend for many a good time. Smiles and joy are all around like a tree of happy in autumn dropping its leaves of hooray upon our heads. Today's happy day wishes come from Jetty the laundry cat, he's preparing to wash all our party garms for the weekend.

"Another week another wash load, don't worry though, I get to go to the ball too, and my carriage doesn't turn into a pumpkin after midnight either. Happy Friday!!!" Don't worry, he's using special conditioner to prevent his hair molting on all the clothes, he's a professional washer of the clothing. Today's forecast is Yeeeeehaaawww!!! There's cowboys about today bringing out the celebrating lassos to bring the weekend home to roost. What? When? Where? Why? Tough ones, I think if we all stop using our heads to grow hair for a day and ruminate heavily we may come up with the answers. Be careful, this has been known to result in a couple of grey hairs and we can't guarantee that the answers are particularly worth knowing. Renandstimpygards, The Happy Day Gang.


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Happy Thursday!!!

It's Thursday!!! We can see the weekend poking it's head around the corner and beckoning to us surreptitiously. Quick, let us head forth and join it, but let's enjoy the passing view of the next two days first. May their potential for happiness explode as a bouquet of flowery joy upon our souls. Today's happy day wishes come from Pawsum the Hat cat, he likes to warm people's hats before they wear them to keep their heads warm.

"I like warming hats, I'm an asset to any winter wanderer. Of course in the hottest summer days people don't want warm hats so I work part time installing mini air conditioner units in hats. Happy Thursday!!!! May all your hats be pleasantly temperate." Today's forecast is bubble wrap, that's right! It's the best forecast yet! Pop, pop, pop! Pop away and don't stop until you run out even if people complain about the noise (they're just jealous that they don't have their own personal stash, be a pal and lend them some, then we all can pop it together.) Ahhh... it's like catnip for office workers. Do you have your own stash of bubble wrap? Where can you buy one of Pawsum's air conditioned hats? Why Why Miss American Pie? Who doesn't know the meaning of surreptitous? Four questions, four answers? We suggest you draw a square on a piece of paper, number the corners, then take this square to the window and hold it up against the light, if you wait for enough years the answers should appear against each corner. Try it, it works!!! Rightguards, The Happy Day Gang. P.S. The Happy Day Gang accepts no responsibility for any physical ailments caused to anyone's arms that hold up a square on a piece of paper to a window for several years.


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Happy Wednesday!!!

We have returned! Open some champagne! Break open a box of dancing shoes and celebrate in a disco styling! End all sentences with an exclamation mark! Today's Happy Day wishes are being wished by the studious and crazy dancing Fowdy the Halifax Cat.

"Who gives you extra? Who? Who? Who? Who? Come forth and open an account of happiness. Don't be confused, I'm a happy banker and not a Ghandi cat, or Maxi Jazz. Happy Wednesday!!!!" Today's forecast is eggy weggs, you could pick 'em up and smash 'em or you could just cook a nice omelette, we like ours with cheese please if you're doing one. Did the Happy Day Gang enjoy their time off? Who's seen A Clockwork Orange? Did we spell Ghandi right? What is it about Armadillos that makes us yearn for a Dime bar? We honestly don't think there will ever be answers to these questions, even Stephen Hawking is baffled. Realtygards, The Happy Day Gang.


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